You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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