So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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