i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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