I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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