Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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