Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So much rum. So many feels.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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