does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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