Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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