Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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