I molested 6 butterflies tonight
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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