I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
You've changed since you got that strap on
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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