After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We smell like vodka and hangover
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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