If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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