margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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