As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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