Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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