OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
ugly people sure do ruin things
pop tarts are not kleenex
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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