fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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