Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think people are normalizing furries
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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