And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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