Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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