sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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