i don't like sucking hair
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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