If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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