what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She announced her abortion via fbk
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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