new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
