it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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