if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
