The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we're so committed to being not committed
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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