I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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