i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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