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it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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