you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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