That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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