I wish life had little blips of pornography
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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