After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
