oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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