He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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