Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
please come you make the beer taste better
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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