He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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