sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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