so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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