Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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