Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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