so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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