are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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