Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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