O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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