If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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