What a fucking waste of an outfit
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
a search helicopter?!
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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