it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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