So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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