so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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